I’m seeing red.
All right, I’m not actually seeing red, but there is a little red spot on the left side of my iris, and Mrs. All Gloriously Wicked and Hot doesn’t care for it. I can’t say that I like it much either. It kind of hurts… and I’m tense… and the whitish wee dot inside the red spot is making me lose my cool. Not all of my cool, since I’m typing this short note with myself shut and using Mrs. Deliciously Wicked Wise fingers. Have you ever typed a note with one eye closed and using someone else’s fingers? Didn’t think so. So yeah, I’m awesome.
Anyhoo, I need a vacation from too much light, so Mrs. So Freaking Amazing It’s Almost Unreal will be taking a hiatus… just a few days… maybe a week… at least until after the ophthalmologist tells us that I’m healthy and completely fantastic. No more than that. I have already told Mrs. Magaly that she can’t be such a lazy lump.
By the way, don’t worry too much about this bit. If something’s really wrong, I’ll just go undercover. I would look sophisticatedly gorgeous in a Steampunk(ish) eyepatch. And Magaly “Quicksilver Hammer” Guerrero has always entertained the possibility of morphing into a wicked sexy pirate writer.
*Read you soon, my Wicked Luvs. Wish me luck… or extremely sexy eyepatches.*