A Bit Twisted, but Smiling

All dead children go to haunting heaven. The luckiest go to Gashlycrumb Tinies Manor first… for therapy. Heaven can be a terrible place to endure without proper therapy.
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Amy’s death did not diminish her loathing of stairs. Or of teeth, she really despised teeth. They made her think of uncannily shaped steps that had to be flossed and brushed and kept away from sweets. She waited in soothing darkness, about to start a session on stairs desensitization therapy with Mr. Slim, the Gashlycrumb Manor nanny. They had spent decades trying to exorcise Amy’s death night out of her memory. It wasn’t working.

“Every time I walk down the stairs my neck snaps, Mr. Slim. Then I’m forced to spend all night and most of the morning driving the kinks out of my cervical spine.” Amy wasn’t afraid of the actual breaking. But the constant need for stretching and the neck cracking that followed were horrid things to bring to the breakfast table. Her housemates never mentioned it—death fosters civility—but she saw mild disgust in the glare of their eyes. In those with eyeballs to glare with.

“Oh, Amy,” Mr. Slim said, with an unintended grin. Not grinning wasn’t an option for someone whose face was a bleached skull. “Everyone haunting The Manor agreed to face his or her fears.”

She stared at him, wondering if he could sniff the hypocrisy in the air. She never asked, no one ever had, but Amy still wanted to know why Mr. Slim walked around with a parasol. If he had mastered his mortal dread of sunburn and defenestration, the parasol would be gone.

“Focus on what you’ll be able to gain, Amy. Few things are as nourishing or as exhilarating for us as the trepidation of a living soul walking down the creaky stairs of our grand old house.”

Taking a deep breath she didn’t need, Amy faced the stairs. Going up was no trouble. She simply floated between the oak banisters, her slippered toes hovering a few feet above the steps. After reaching the top, she turned around towards the first-floor landing. The wretched steps dared her to walk on them. She faltered, but not for very long.

Amy closed her eyes and visualized future hauntings—her icy hands clutching your shaky ankles, her blueish lips whispering chills into the back of your neck, the fog of her spectral breath snuffing out your candlelight, her childish glee giggling nightmares into your dark.

Like it always happened, Amy’s left slipper got caught on a nail. She tumbled down the stairs, the top of her head hit the landing with a wet crack, her neck snapped. Death is repetitious. Amy stood up a bit twisted, but smiling. On the next haunting, the stairs and your fear will be all hers.

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A Bit Twisted, but Smiling (Tales of the Gashlycrumb Tinies, 1)from The Gashlycrumb Tinies, by Edward Gorey

She Will Mourn in Darkness Nevermore

Fear oozes through the skin of her palms and makes her hopes clammy. She breathes… The scent of passionflower dances into her thoughts, calms her into taking a tiny first step towards the door. The studio is too dark for her to see the deadbolt or security chain, but the echoes of their laughter bites into her bones. Tears feed the gloom, and fill her vision with vintage rage.

in the dark,
anxiety and dreams
wish to fly

Anger begins to brew in the hollow of her throat, it consumes her wails, sharpens her teeth, roses her cheeks. She eats the distance between fear and the door, magics the darkness away with a flick of a switch. The foyer mirror shows her a face beautified and bolstered by the kicks of Fate’s steel thorned boots. She breathes… twists the deadbolt and unchains her safety cage.

sunlit soul
tasting tomorrow
in the bones

Hurt is too dark or too bright energy that squeezes much too tight, she breathes her thoughts into the world… she flies.

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the wee notes…
– Partly inspired by the following Terry Pratchett quote, in The Wee Free Men: “…anger was better than fear. Fear was a damp cold mess, but anger had an edge. She could use it.”
– Written for the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads (Weekend Mini-Challenge – Trying “No More”), Sanaa’s Prompt Nights (Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is Art.), Expanding Bits of Fiction and Poetry into Haibun (12), and for Rereading My Pratchett.
– P.S. If you’ve yet to join May Monster Madness, 2016, you should take a look-see. 😉

Mourn, by Magaly Guerrero

May Monster Madness

My little bloodied red dress is ready. I’m accessorizing it with a hammer, an ax, and perhaps an onyx dagger with a chic rubied handle. Onyx and rubies are all the rage at monster blog parties these days. And when it comes to monstrous partying, nothing tops May Monster Madness.

Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing to wear (or if you need more time to sharpen your accessories), for the party doesn’t start until Saturday, May 28th, 2016. I really hope to see you there. You don’t have to be a monster to attend the festivities. In fact, you don’t even have to like monsters (although, if your dislike of monsters is known… you might want to make your bling extra sharp and extra pointy). Wondering how to participate in the yum, my Luvs? It’s easy:

You can write (fiction, poetry, monstrous articles), you can paint, craft, sculpt… you can tell us about the little monsters that haunt or beautify your garden, your closet, your mind… Like the delightful mistress of Little Gothic Horrors says in the main party post, for this summer soirée, you can explore “Whatever interests you, as long as it is monster-y in some way!” Yep, you can go for mythological creatures, fairy tale monsters, hilarious monsters, lovable monsters that creep and crawl, hateable human monsters that make your skin crawl, cute monstrous kids…

By the way, earlier this month, a friend *waves at Winter Moon* shared a page from John Kenn Mortensen’s Sticky Monsters. I, as you can probably imagine, fell completely in love with the creepy wee creatures. So… I decided to base my May Monster Madness contribution on one of Señor Mortensen’s creations. But… I haven’t been able to pick just one. Would you like to help me choose? If so, let me know if you would like me to write about the 1st, 2nd or 3rd illustration. If you’re feeling particularly motivated, I would love to know the why behind your suggestion.

1. Now, that’s what I call a sprouting nose…
Sticky Monsters, by John Kenn Mortensen (1)

2. His nightshirt would make fabulous Halloween curtains…
Sticky Monsters, by John Kenn Mortensen (2)

3. They practically bent over backwards for her…
Sticky Monsters, by John Kenn Mortensen (3)

Visit Little Gothic Horrors for specific details. And while you’re there… why not join in? 😉
May Monster Madness, 2016

Party!