Fictitious Afflictions Symptoms – Dark Poetry for the Cruellest Month, 2016 (Day 8)

Something tells me that the 8th day of Dark Poetry for the Cruellest Month will spring delicious poetry to giggle aloud to. Every time I picture symptoms for imagined maladies such as Math Allergies, CFCD (Compulsive Facebook Checking Disorder), Candleholism, Twitter Tourette Syndrome… I can’t keep from cackling. Feel free to use any of the fictitious illnesses I’ve listed here. The Happy Hospitalist’s Funny List of Fake Medical Diagnoses, Signs and Symptoms might help, too. I warn you though… some of the listed illnesses might come across as rather offensive… and freaking hilarious *cough, cough, cough*.

Today’s Prompt – Write a poem that illustrates the symptoms of a quirky made up illness.

Link Instructions – Leave the direct link to your poem as a comment in the following format: “The Third Kiss” – http://magalyguerrero.com/the-third-kiss/

Please, take the time to visit other Dark Poetry for the Cruellest Month participants.
Let them know what you appreciate about their poesy.
I suspect they’ll delight in your courtesies just as much as you delight in theirs.

Dark Poetry for the Cruellest Month, 2016

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