of the International Day of Twerking
was tainted by a furry mob
(dogs, jackals, coyotes and three cheeky cats)
howling in front of the Hollywood sign:
“Canines want their holiday back!”
Fox News was the first to arrive
and make a scene.
have been persecuted by dogs
No one ever learned
when dog’s oppression
of decent humans
since a coyote and two jackals
(never seen together before)
rushed the reporter;
the man was relieved of lips and tongue,
plus most of the right side of his face.
After the ripping was done,
an organized pack
of domestic dogs
made the reporter their
Wolves and foxes refused to be dragged
into this nonsense.
Process Note: yesterday, three Russian women (rather young) were put in jail for performing the “erotic and sexual twerk dance” in front of a WWII memorial. Yes, minds (and muses) work in mysterious (and sometimes ridiculous) ways… Be kind; don’t call the parenthesis police… or twerk.
I just couldn’t stomach any of the twerking images I found,
so I leave you with an ashamed polar bear